High and Right

I got together with some long time buds of mine after church to shoot some guns out in Geneva, or what I like to refer to as boosting the Ole' testosterone levels. My friend just bought a Remington 700 with a bi pod and it needed to be sighted in. I also needed to shoot my 380 auto, I say needed, but in reality just wanted to real bad.

My friends back yard is right on the St. Johns river which gives us a nice shooting range. After $35 worth of bullets the rifle is still not sighted in. The mounts for the scope are damaged and the springs that helps feed the next round into the rifle's chamber is broke, not as new as he thought( Oh well a quick fix). I hear gun sales are up 30% since Obama won...not a statistic I would want personally.

My pistol is always fun to shoot, and gives me a quick adrenaline rush. After a few hours of shooting guns my manliness goes up by 15 points which is quickly suppressed by my wife talking about putting candy canes on the Christmas tree. I act like I cant hear her because my ears are still ringing and retreat to the office. I have to keep that estrogen/testosterone level in proper balance.

Pay attention men. The next time your feeling down and golf just wont do it for you call Dave and I'll put some man points back on your board by putting a loaded gun in your hands......you never know an unlucky squirrel might wander into our line of fire!